“二战(zhàn )”时期,盟军要实施安奇奥登(dēng )陆计(🌰)划,迫于对(🕸)一门叫安奇奥大(dà )炮(🔧)的超(🎹)级武器(qì )(🐉)的忌惮(🍖),要派(pài )两个(🥩)精锐(😧)特工去摧(cuī )毁这门(🎏)大炮,结果两(😎)个傻逼被(bèi )(🐿)派了去(qù ),最后经(jīng )(🛍)过(guò )一连串搞笑事(✳)件,阴(🛹)差阳错的(de )最后完(📞)成了(🎫)任务。 (🍮) 片段一:德国人在(zài )(🕕)北非布(🐖)置了(le )一个陷阱,准备了一幅(fú )假(📯)的防(🛑)御工(gōng )(😞)事(shì )地图(tú )让这二个士(shì )兵带回去(qù )。他们却阴差阳错(cuò )的拿走(🌞)了(le )真的地(dì )图,最(⛓)终赢得了战役。 片段(🚻)二(èr ):他们化装成(⛳)管道工潜(🥕)入德军(jun1 )在意大利的司令部,给他们卫生间的管道修(🛎)得乱七(🐾)八(bā )糟,把将军(jun1 )(🐛)淋了(le )个落汤鸡。将军(jun1 )去换衣服(fú )(📟),拉开抽屉(🏒)发现(xiàn )一套(🐡)新的军服(fú ),于是(shì )(⏲)洗头洗脸准备换上新(xīn )(♌)军(💸)服(fú )的时(🍽)候闭着(zhe )眼(🚲)把脸盆里的脏水倒(dǎo )进(jìn )抽屉(💣)里了(柜子旁边有一个废水(shuǐ )桶)。那个将军(jun1 )是(🐂)最(👚)主要(yào )的(👩)一个配角,很(hěn )有(yǒu )(🕺)意思(🎴)。到影片结(jié )束前(qián )(❄)1分(🈺)钟,都没有一(🐈)句(jù )台词(🔍)。最后(hòu )说(🚪)了一句(jù )“谢谢”。 片段三:德军有(yǒu )一门(🚓)超级大炮俯视着联军将要登陆的海滩。这二个(🏗)士(shì )兵(😼)居然化装成(🦐)希(🏁)特勒和随从(cóng ),去视察大炮,把大炮炸掉了。 In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
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